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Saturday, October 30, 2010  I'm officially back from hiatus. Anyway, i'm screwed. My gpa this year is damn low and i guess it's 'cos of my slacking and last minute chionging. I just hope i can get into triple science geog jap then i happy already. Damn sad lah. Yesterday was the last day with kellyx. During the class sharing thing, some people cried. I was about to cry but then lucky i never. Cause i didn't think that much about leaving 2k and stuff. Next year we are gonna see each other again anyway. There are gonna be loads of class outings and chalets i hope, so actually it's not much of a farewell. I'm gonna write 2k dedications on my blog tomorrow or next week. See if i have the mood. Today tuition was damn funny. (I KNOW I'M A SAD KID, HOLIDAY AND AFTER EOYS STILL GOT TUITION) The teacher was talking about discrimination which boiled down to stereotypes and one of them were: "All blonde women are stupid". or something like that. So the teacher and another student were telling us about the blonde jokes. I can't really remember how they go but it's something like this: What do you call a blonde woman with two brain cells? A pregnant blonde woman. A blonde woman went to the doctor, with an injured finger. "What happened to your finger?" the doctor asked. "I wanted to commit suicide." "How do you commit suicide injuring your finger?" "At first, I took a gun and wanted to shoot myself in my chest. But i just spent $3000 on my boob job and i didn't want the money to go to waste." "And then?" "So I changed my mind and wanted to shoot myself in my mouth. But i just spent $1000 on my teeth/mouth and i didn't want the money to go to waste." "And then?" "So I changed my mind and wanted to shoot myself in the head. I pointed the gun at my temple and just as I was about to shoot, I realised that it would create a large noise so I used my other hand's finger to cover my ear and I shot." A blonde woman went to a shop that sold electrical appliances and wanted to buy a television set. "May I buy this television set please?" said the blonde woman, while pointing. "No." "Why?" "Because you are blonde." After she went to change her clothes and put on a wig, she went back and asked the same question. "May I buy this television set please?" said the blonde woman, while pointing. "No." "Why?" "Because you are blonde." She did not give up and went to change her skin colour, had plastic surgery etc. (or something like that). Then she went back and asked the same question. "May I buy this television set please?" said the blonde woman, while pointing. "No." "Why?" "Because you are blonde." "How do you know that i'm a blonde after I tried so many times to disguise myself?" "Because you never fail to point at the oven and ask for a television set." A blonde woman went to a library. "May I have a cup of coke and two sandwiches please?" she asked. "This is a library, miss." "Oh sorry. *whispers* May I have a cup of coke and two sandwiches please?" OMG HAHHAHAHHAHAH. It's damn funny. If you get the jokes that is. But maybe my joking method is a lil' weird so you might not get them. But they are still funny. YAY TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN. Can't wait for us to cut up the pumpkin (: |
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